What's Available • CDs: $8 each. Each disc features two episodes of Where Threads Come Loose, handmade by skilled Midwestern craftsmen steeped in the CD-burning lore of the ancients. • Stickers: One complimentary with any other purchase, or 75 cents each. A small shipping charge will be added to your order. How To Order • To pay by check or money order, please fill out our printable order form and mail it to us. • To pay with a credit card via PayPal, select the item or items you want from the list below. Click here for an order form you can print and mail • CD #1: "Gummed Works/Drizzle" and "Jules & K: Heart of Darkness" EPISODE ONE: A man hounded by life takes out his anger on the one thing that he thinks can't fight back—a gumball machine. Unfortunately for him, it can. Plus: Mr. T and Katharine Hepburn scorch up the screen in a scene from the long-lost disaster movie about very, very light rain. Read more EPISODE TWO: A pretentious coffeeshop poet is desperate to unlock the heart of poetry in his brain—so he hires a famous Arctic explorer, complete with sled dogs, to take a fantastic journey through his head. Plus: A brief excerpt of the world's most confusing soap opera, in which every character is named Dave. Read more • CD #2: "Frank's Esteemed Monster/The Wake-Up Service" and "16 Tons/Valentine's Day" EPISODE THREE: Victor Frankenstein's heir, living in surburbia and surrounded by pushy neighbors, takes revenge by building a monster in his garage, but gets more (well, less, actually) than he bargained for. Plus: Bob Miller thinks he's found the solution to his chronic oversleeping: Morning-Eez Wake-Up Service, three large men who break into clients' homes and forcibly drag them out of bed. Read more EPISODE FOUR: An old farmer claims that his wife's death—by pitchfork—was an accident, but his insurance company isn't so sure. Read more • CD #3: "Murflegurbin/Inside Local Politics" and "Hero Worship" EPISODE FIVE: There is one word so powerful that simply to say it out loud would destroy the world. That word is, of course, "murflegurbin," which is lucky or the title of the episode wouldn't have made any sense. Read more EPISODE SIX: The costumed superheroes of the Titanic Trio must defend Pretty Big City from the evil designs of Lit Crit and his nefarious cronies the Intelligentsia, not to mention Nickel Boy, whose plan to corner the world's supply of five-cent pieces is not so much evil as annoying. Read more • CD #4: "Thanatophile, Thanatophobe" and "Clean" EPISODE SEVEN: A woman is obsessed with the thought of dying, a man with the thought that he actually is Death. Is it a match made in heaven—or hell? Read more EPISODE EIGHT: Kim Morgan scrubs and scrubs, but the dirt just won't come off. He's going to go a little bit crazy if, pretty soon, he can't... get... clean. Read more • CD #5: "Jules and K: Lunatic Fringe" and "Sherlock Holmes and the Spooky Zombies" EPISODE NINE: Cafe Pathetique is taken over by campus radicals—can Jules and K escape the violence inherent in all political upheaval, or will they have to move to another table? Read more EPISODE TEN: The world's smartest detective runs into a situation almost beyond his own legendary intellect—a rampaging army of the dumbest walking dead in the world. Read more • CD #6: "Jules and K: Poetry Slamming" and "The Christmas Show: 'A Jules and K Christmas' and 'Til It Hurts'" EPISODE ELEVEN: A flying coconut at a Cafe Pathetique poetry slam causes something horrible to happen—Jules starts writing great poetry. Can he be stopped?Read more EPISODE TWELVE: When Jules' parents cut him off, he's forced to take a job as a department store Santa. Plus: A miser finds out the hard way why it's always good to give to those in need. Read more • CD #7: "The Red Tape Waltz: A Titanic Trio Epic!, Parts 1 & 2" EPISODES THIRTEEN AND FOURTEEN: The Titanic Trio fights the nefarious evil of The Hassler and Nickel Boy—to uphold justice? To protect the innocent? Nah... just to register for some classes at Pretty Big City University. Read more • CD #8: "Jules and K: The Tussle With Corpuscle, Parts 1 and 2" EPISODES FIFTEEN AND SIXTEEN: Jules and K are beset by their most dangerous enemies yet—quack psychiatrist Herr Professor Doktor Helmut Corpuscle and his partner-in-crime, the guffawing cult leader Reverend Jimmy Hornswoggle. Read more • CD #9: "Sherlock Holmes and the Visible Man, Parts 1 and 2" EPISODES SEVENTEEN AND EIGHTEEN: Holmes and Watson must outwit a devious criminal mastermind whose discovery of the secret of invisibility allows him to jaywalk hundreds of times daily, in flagrant defiance of the law and standards of common decency. Read more